Welcome to The Womb Linguistics Lab
The education your OB isn't giving you. The village you've been searching for.
Here's the truth:
The medical system is broken.
You visit your family doctor, hoping you're pregnant.
Then you see an OBGYN who gives you 15-minute appointments after you've waited 90 minutes.
Then you're Googling "is this normal?" at 3am.
Then you're watching 1970s birth videos in a hospital class wondering WTF is happening.
Then you're postpartum, exhausted, alone, and wondering why no one prepared you for this.
Everything is siloed.
Your fertility specialist doesn't talk to your OB.
Your OB doesn't talk to your lactation consultant.
Your nutritionist doesn't have a medical background.
And Google? Google is terrifying.
You're navigating the biggest transformation of your life... completely in the dark.
What if you actually understood your body?
What if you could decode what your hormones are telling you?
What if you knew exactly what was happening during labor—and what to ask for?
What if postpartum didn't feel like drowning?
What if breastfeeding actually made sense?
What if you had support through the ENTIRE journey—not just one piece of it?
That's what we're teaching you.
Introducing: The Womb Linguistics Lab
A free Telegram channel where two women’s health (labor, postpartum, lactation, fertility) nurses teach you the language your body has been speaking all along.
This is your first step into a completely different approach to fertility, pregnancy, birth, postpartum, and lactation.
An approach that doesn't silo you.
An approach that actually educates you.
An approach that follows you through the entire journey.
Here's what you're getting:
📲 Weekly audio drops from Ashley and Jasmine—two L&D nurses who've supported 2,500+ women combined
🔬 Real education on fertility, pregnancy, labor, postpartum, and lactation (not fluff, not clickbait)
💬 A community where you can ask questions, share experiences, and actually feel supported
🎯 Medical + Holistic perspectives on everything (because you need both)
🚫 No silos (we follow you through the ENTIRE journey, not just one piece)
✨ First access to our programs, tools, and deeper support when you're ready
Who this is for:
✅ You're trying to conceive and tired of symptom-spotting on Reddit
✅ You're pregnant and your OB appointments leave you with more questions than answers
✅ You're preparing for labor and don't want to walk in blind
✅ You're postpartum and feel like you're barely surviving
✅ You're breastfeeding and it's NOT going how you thought it would
✅ You're dealing with hormonal issues and don't know where to start
✅ You want to understand your body instead of just Googling everything
✅ You're ready to learn the language your body's been speaking all along
Who We Are
Jasmine
Labor & Delivery Nurse | Nutritionist | Meditation Coach | EFT Practitioner | Pre/Postnatal Personal Trainer | Working on CLC | Fertility & Women’s Health Functional Practitioner
I specialize in fertility, hormones, postpartum, and lactation—and the holistic side of everything. I help you understand how to support your body through nutrition, movement, nervous system regulation, and hormone balancing.
Ashley
Labor & Delivery Nurse | OBGYN Clinic Nurse | Women’s Oncology Nurse
I specialize in pregnancy and labor & delivery—and translating medical jargon into actual human language. I explain what your doctor actually meant and what questions you should be asking.
Together, we cover the full spectrum.
Medical knowledge that makes sense + holistic support for your whole body.
No silos. No gaps. Just the village you've been searching for.
What you'll learn inside The Lab:
🧬 Womb Linguistics — How to decode what your body is telling you
🩸 Hormone truth bombs — Why mood swings aren't about your period
🤰 Pregnancy navigation — What your OB isn't telling you
👶 Labor prep — How to advocate for yourself (the real version)
🍼 Lactation support — How to actually breastfeed without losing your mind
💪 Postpartum recovery — How to survive the fourth trimester
🥗 Nutrition & movement — How to eat and move through each phase
🧠 Nervous system regulation — Tools to actually calm your body
💎 Behind-the-scenes stories from the labor room
Here's what makes this different:
Most free content teaches you what to do.
We teach you why it matters and how your body actually works.
Most experts specialize in ONE piece.
We cover the FULL journey—fertility, pregnancy, birth, postpartum, lactation.
Most information is either too medical or too woo.
We give you both. Medical + holistic. The full picture.
Most communities leave you after you give birth.
We follow you through the entire wombhood arc—we don't leave you once you pee on a stick.
Ready to join The Lab?
This is completely free. No credit card. No catch.
Just two labor nurses showing up every week to give you the education the medical system isn't.
Enter your name and email below to get instant access:
Frequently Asked Questions
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✅ Instant access via email with your Telegram link
✅ Welcome message with instructions
✅ Weekly audio drops from Ashley and Jasmine
✅ Binge the vault—all audios are pinned
✅ Ask questions in the threads
✅ First to know when we open workshops or Womb Haven enrollment -
A: Yes. We're building the village we never had.
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A: A messaging app (like WhatsApp). We'll send step-by-step instructions.
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A: Weekly drops (sometimes more). All audios are numbered and saved.
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A: Absolutely! Drop them in the threads and we'll answer.
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A: Our 6-month program with personalized protocols, weekly check-ins, and 1-on-1 support through your entire journey. We'll share more inside The Lab.