Uterus
Alchemy
You shouldn’t have to jump between five different providers just to make sense of one body.
Fertility. Birth. Pregnancy. Postpartum. Lactation. They’re treated like completely separate events and that disconnect is why we end up frustrated, overwhelmed and falling through gaps.
We’re here to change that from the ground up.
Women’s Health & The Journey Into (and through) Motherhood Shouldn’t Be This Confusing.
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WOMB LINGUISTICS
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WOMB LINGUISTICS ✹
It’s not your fault
Women’s health is fragmented, providers and educators see a piece, not the whole story.
That’s not your fault.
That’s a system problem.
No one ever taught you how to read your body as a whole system which leads to disjointed, symptom focused care that doesn’t actually help long term since we never get down to the root. On top of that you’re left trying to figure how to piece yourself together on your own with google, tik tok and ChatGPT which just leads to overwhelm, confusion and a whole lot of WTF.
We’re here for you if you are tired of:
Feeling like you’re missing something
Bouncing from specailist to specalist (or needing 45 of them)
Getting one-off advice that doesn’t connect
Endless googling and tiktoking with no clear answers
Using ChatGPT (it literally makes up body parts my friend)
We’re two Functional Women’s Health Nurses (Ashley + Jasmine) that grew tired of working in a broken system.
We created this work because we saw firsthand what happens when women are handed:
Pieces of care
Incomplete context
One-off solutions
Fuk all for education
We saw the gap and we desperately wanted to fill it. Give Women a map, a way to actually understand what’s happening inside their bodies.
We call this Womb Linguistics™ aka learning the language of your feminine body instead of feeling lost and broken inside it.
Who We Are
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Not a program.
Not endless content.
Not more overwhelm.
Just direct audio-style insight that helps you translate what your body is saying, simply.
THE WOMB LINGUISTICS LAB
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THE WOMB LINGUISTICS LAB ✴
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We help you understand why your cycle looks the way it does (irregular, painful, missing, unpredictable) and how to support it without guessing, googling or jumping straight to band aid solutions.
Our RECLAIM Approach looks at your cycle through the lends of regulation, nourishment, movement and gut support instead of isolating or chasing symptoms. We help you understand why your period looks the way it does (hello womb linguistics) and what your body needs to find rhythm again.
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We support you in understanding your fertility as a whole system, not just ovulation strips or sex timelines.
You’ll learn how your body signals readiness, what may be getting in the way and how to move forward with clarity instead of pressure.
Our RECLAIM method supports fertility by focusing on the full system - nervous system safety, nourishment, movement, gut health and informed medical context. Rather than forcing ovulation or timing everything perfectly (because fuck that), we help your body feel supported enough to do what it’s designed to do.
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Pregnancy comes with a lot of (unsolicited) advice and very little connection.
We help you make sense of what’s happening in your body, understand your options and help you feel more grounded and informed as you move through pregnancy without fear or overwhelm steering the ship.
We use our RECLAIM methodology to help your body adapt and move through this season. We help you regulate your nervous system, support digestion, adjust nutrition and movement as your needs change. This helps you feel more grounded and informed as your body shifts, instead of constantly second-guessing yourself.
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Birth Preparation isn’t about creating and printing out a birth plan nor is it about controlling the experience. It’s about understanding what’s possible and how to navigate the birth room.
We help you feel prepared, informed and supported going into birth so you’re not walking in blind or relying on last minute hazy decisions.
Our RECLAIM Method helps you prep for birth by focusing on regulation, understanding your body’s cues and knowing how to work with your physiology, not just putting a plan on paper. It’s about entering the labor room with context, flexibility and trust in your body and your choices.
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Postpartum isn’t something you “bounce back” from, it’s something you move through.
We support you in understanding what your body needs after birth, how to recover with intention and how to navigate this transition with more care and less confusion.
RECLAIM in postpartum centers on nervous system repair, nourishment, gentle movement and gut support so recovery is intentional not rushed.
We help you understand what’s normal, what needs support and how to care for yourself during a major transition.
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Breastfeeding is natural, but not easy. Challenges are common and often misunderstood. We help you understand what’s happening with your body and your baby so you can make informed decisions about feeding without shame, pressure or conflicting advice.
RECLAIM in lactation looks beyond supply alone, we support your nervous system, nourishment, recovery, movement and understanding your baby’s cues alongside your own. This creates a more sustainable and enjoyable breastfeeding journey.
How we help + What we do
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WOMB HAVEN
A place to feel more confident in your body, your journey into motherhood and your care.
Support that follows you through fertility, pregnancy, birth, postpartum, and lactation without fragmentation.
This is for the Woman who doesn’t want to constantly start over with each new phase. This is support that follows you.
***LIMITED AVAILABILITY***
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A free, private audio space where we speak openly about fertility, pregnancy, birth, postpartum, lactation without breaking it into pieces.
This is where we help you unfuck your mind around what you’re experiencing and overwhelmed by, connect the dots and give language to what you’re experiencing.
How to chat with us
Get in Touch
Have a question? Not sure what kind of support makes sense for you?
Reach out and we’ll point you in the right direction.
Email us at theuterusalchemist@uterusalchemy.co
DM us @theuterusalchemist on IG